right now, if you wanted to sell something to my kids, guess who better be on the box?
Wolverine?
Britney?
Elvis?
Nope to all of the above. There is one person who has the marketing power right now with my brood:
Rachael Ray.
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oh my god, could you imagine a rachael ray doll?
you could pull the string and here her say:
EE VEE OH OH!
I love me some sammies!
I live in the woods!
let’s make some stoup!
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!
I’d love to meet RR in person…. so I could smack her!
She’s just a bit too cute and sassy and ick.
But, dang, the girl can cook!
Something you said made me think of marketing a RR lunchbox. Do they still do the lunch box things? God now I’m having flashbacks about my Monkees lunchbox.
Okay, when she was only on for a half hour at a time, we LOVED her….then she got her 40 dollars a day show (which, okay, you take 40 dollars a day for ONE person and add ANOTHER 40, because who goes traveling alone, and you’re talking 80 dollars a day to eat…EIGHTY BUCKS! Do they not realize that we’ve figured that out?! A hotel room costs just about that! I can eat out on vacation for less then 40 bucks for BOTH people, so THERE Rachel!) and we tolerated her.
NOW she has her 30 minute meals, her 40 dollars a day, her Tasty Travels, AND a TALK SHOW?!?! Popularity does NOT cause hatred and jealousy…too much perkiness does.
I think I’m going to have to go off track here. She creeps me out. Bad. She’s annoying. The way she abbreviates everything. And her perkiness is pure evil.