everyone has to have a hero

oh my god, could you imagine a rachael ray doll?

you could pull the string and here her say:

EE VEE OH OH!

let’s make some stoup!

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!

I’d love to meet RR in person…. so I could smack her!

She’s just a bit too cute and sassy and ick.

But, dang, the girl can cook!

Something you said made me think of marketing a RR lunchbox. Do they still do the lunch box things? God now I’m having flashbacks about my Monkees lunchbox.

Okay, when she was only on for a half hour at a time, we LOVED her….then she got her 40 dollars a day show (which, okay, you take 40 dollars a day for ONE person and add ANOTHER 40, because who goes traveling alone, and you’re talking 80 dollars a day to eat…EIGHTY BUCKS! Do they not realize that we’ve figured that out?! A hotel room costs just about that! I can eat out on vacation for less then 40 bucks for BOTH people, so THERE Rachel!) and we tolerated her.

NOW she has her 30 minute meals, her 40 dollars a day, her Tasty Travels, AND a TALK SHOW?!?! Popularity does NOT cause hatred and jealousy…too much perkiness does.

I think I’m going to have to go off track here. She creeps me out. Bad. She’s annoying. The way she abbreviates everything. And her perkiness is pure evil.