Ah, Food TV. It’s on all the time here. Sometimes in two rooms. There’s something about those food tv hosts, isn’t there? They are never out of something and running to the store to get it. They never have to catch a child to get their butcher knife back. They don’t toss stuff to the […]
I turned on the Miss Universe pageant last night. No, that’s too strong of a word, I had just watched Nanny 911 (or whatever it’s called) and was flipping channels. The millionaires were playing roundball on channel 9, Food TV was talking about (gasp) food, the weather channel said it might be hot again today. […]