I turned on the Miss Universe pageant last night. No, that’s too strong of a word, I had just watched Nanny 911 (or whatever it’s called) and was flipping channels. The millionaires were playing roundball on channel 9, Food TV was talking about (gasp) food, the weather channel said it might be hot again today. Then I happened across the Miss Universe swimsuit “parade” and when they announced this woman I said “Funny, she doesn’t look Canadian!”

My wife said “Shut up, eh!”

Stereotypes spoken here…