a couple of distractions
My wife now knows how to keep me from learning anything that Giada is saying about cooking: “Do you think she’s wearing a bra?”
Tag: food TV
To forgive, divine
I just tried to make a batch of divinity. I now have four parchment paper sheets covered with tiny mounds of pecan flavored marshmallow sauce. Too sticky to do anything with. Um, yeah. This never happens on Food TV… Here’s a quote from my wife: “You are not allowed to buy a $300 KitchenAid just […]
Consumer impaired
I have a minor conundrum, that sounds so much like yuppy horseshit that I hate to write about it. I wish all my dilemmas were this trivial. We have a television, and we love to watch movies and play video games and sometimes, yes, even watch television. Usually Food TV or Spongebob so you can […]