My dear friend Mir is welcoming somebody we (the internet) only know as “Otto” to her home this weekend to, among other things, fix her vapor lock and seal her driveway. *wink wink, nudge nudge, know-what-I-mean?* Anyway, since Otto is a bit of a mystery, I thought it was high time somebody did a little […]
Somebody in Houston created this billboard, called “graffiti” by everyone. I call it “classic.”
CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]