If you haven’t seen it yet (I’m talking about any of you with kids who might have uttered “I’m bored” this weekend), check out Over the Hedge. Oh, my, this is what a cute-talking-animals-voiced-by-celebrities-who-are-tired-of-sitting-in-makeup-meet-stupid-people-and-hilarity-ensues movie should be! From the beginning there were plenty of sight gags, movie references (“Stella!”), and characters to keep everyone interested. […]
From Beancounters I find this wonderful link to a list of bumper stickers / taglines. Some good ones: I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs. (ask Chuck about that!) Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. What would Gandalf […]
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]