Category: Funnies

Whew, this place needs to lighten up

“Two new polls show Arnold Schwarzenegger is the most popular Governor of California since 1991, when Governor Hasselhoff ran the state. When your competition is Pete Wilson and Gray Davis, is it really that big a deal to be most popular? It’s like being the smartest Hilton sister.” —Jimmy Kimmel “This election is shaping up […]

Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked

16) Huge grill marks on your ass. 15) Stay in the local burn ward now part of the family cookout tradition. 14) Your secret weekend “get away” is actually a web site. 13) Image of Grandpa in his Speedo is indelibly burned into your memory. 12) Your improbable kebob skewer mishap headlines local paper. 11) […]