…it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. “President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn’t this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.” —Jay Leno”President Bush […]
From Happy Fun Pundit: Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once […]
“According to USA Today, the Kerry campaign now has $28 million dollars in the bank. After hearing this, Mrs. Kerry said, ‘That is so cute.’” —Conan O’Brien “President Bush still says Iraq has weapons of mass destruction we never found. It sounds like he is back on those drugs he never did.” —Craig Kilborn