The jokes keep landing in my inbox. I report, you decide… Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood’s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket. One summer day while on the way to […]
In case you ever wonder where I get it from… Nominated as the best short joke this year: A four-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking bath: “Mom”, he asked, “are these my brains?” “Not yet,” she replied.
“Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck. “Huey,” was the reply. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey. “Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, “Hi, and […]