Mary had a little skirt Split right up to the sides. And every time she wore that skirt The boys could see her thighs. She also had another skirt Split right up the front, …But she never wore that one.

Mary had a little watch. She swallowed it one day. She took a dose of Castor Oil, to pass the time away. Days went by and time it didn’t pass. So, if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary’s… do tell… uncle. He has a watch.