President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source (full text at link): “‘Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly […]
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]
From Fafblog: Fafblog! the whole worlds only source for Fafblog.: “Q. Can the president spy on me without a warrant? A. The president would never, ever spy on you, unless you’re talking to a terrorist. Q. That sounds reasonable! A. Or an associate of a terrorist or a suspected associate of a terrorist or a […]