‹ Another joke sent by my Mom •
The jokes keep landing in my inbox. I report, you decide…
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood’s mother (being concerned about the increase in violence in rural America) gave Little Red a .45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun in her basket. One summer day while on the way to her grandmothers house, a big bad wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled “I’m going to fuck your brains out!”
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly replied: “Oh no you’re not, you’re going to eat me like the story says.”
Tags: Red-Riding-Hood
5 comments
June 27, 2006 at 8:42 am
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June 27, 2006 at 8:45 am
Erin-erin-bo-berin
Um, that’s not the way I tell the story to my daughters.
June 27, 2006 at 10:47 am
peek317537
That’s my girl!
June 27, 2006 at 11:39 am
Randi
Hee hee…could it become a threeway with little red, the wolf AND the woodcutter??
June 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
udge
The way I heard it, the wolf cries out “I’m going to eat you up!”
LRRH replies, “Eat, eat, eat; doesn’t anybody fuck any more?”