Senior Jokes

CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]

Bathtime for Dummies:

Alternate Title: Why I DO NOT bathe any of my daughters together: Forget about saving water by filling up one bathtub, one time! Not with three girls.  Even if they are currently 2, 5 and 7 years old. All the more reason to make them take showers independently! Even my two year old takes a shower, no problem. I […]

“Mommy, I’m bored.”

Four weeks into summer and six weeks until school begins again for my daughters, I hear those words repeated every day. Several times a day, as a matter of fact.  My daughters woefully do chores. as I request. to attempt to alleviate their professed boredom.  Yet I keep hearing them say it.  Grrrr… My kids are […]