Need to do laundry

My seven year old climbed into bed with me this morning (DH was showering for work), and told me I smelled funny.  “Well, sweetie,” I told my daughter, “I have not showered yet this morning.”   “No, Mommy.  You smell like you and Daddy wet the bed last night!”   Me: *blink, blink*  My daughter throws back the covers […]

My house is clean!

It will be clean at least until the girls are awake again.  *sigh*  My husband and I had a party for his coworkers on Sunday night.  We played a Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament.  Neither of us was at the finals table.  I chose not to play, but instead to play ‘hostess‘.  That means I got […]

You thought fart jokes were bad?

As was routine after a good feeding with my newborn daughter, I put her on my shoulder and patted her on the back (read: whacked her repeatedly for several minutes) until she produced a resounding belch. Of course, DH and I cheered her accomplishment. A moment after that, it struck me as strange, so I […]