It’s the strangest thing, i feel compelled to explain myself here when I’m absent or when i don’t feel well or when I’m just full of piss and vinegar.

Really?

First off, the blog doesn’t care what i do. Ever. Blogs don’t have feelings.

There are very few (if any) readers here and if they care about that sort of thing they haven’t shared it.

That leaves me, and it’s a little odd to apologize to myself.

So i guess i won’t.

(No, officer, I’m not on ambien. Why? )