Barney

Remember Barney Stinson’s rule that “nothing good happens after 2 AM”?

Or was good rule that everything memorable happens after 2 AM?

I don’t know. I can’t be bothered to try and look it up right now. But there’s a good reason that I lock up my electronic devices overnight. Nothing good can possibly come from me using them in the wee hours.

That’s really all I can say about that.