Well, one of her favorite movies is Ratatouille.

No, I’m not really here, I’m still playing rock-em sock-em robots with my inner psyche, but this is too good not to share. My child wrote this on the computer at school, which is why you can see the markings correcting her punctuation here and there. (Editor’s note: a ‘Big Willy’ is simply a beer in a big mug, named after the proprietor of a favorite local restaurant, you can’t actually get one at Outback. My daughter uses a little poetic license on occasion).

“It’s like Heaven, but tastier.”