We are finally watching “Australia,” and enjoying it a bunch. Okay, maybe not the most perfect movie ever (what is?) but a fine piece of movie making.

Then – the boys come into the room. “Is it over? It’s been on for an hour already!” (said looking at the counter on the DVD player).

“No honey, it’s not over.”

They watched for about ten minutes, then started asking when the shooting would start.

“Huh?”

“When’s the war stuff?”

“I guess later, they’re still moving cattle.”

{later}

Toward the end – tear jerking scene (won’t say what, but hey, emotional) and my kids are all “Now his head explodes,” and “Where are the zombies?”

Sensitive, they are not.