We are finally watching “Australia,” and enjoying it a bunch. Okay, maybe not the most perfect movie ever (what is?) but a fine piece of movie making. Then – the boys come into the room. “Is it over? It’s been on for an hour already!” (said looking at the counter on the DVD player). “No […]
Watching TV the other night: Him: “That guy is from Arizona.” Us: “huh?” Him: “He talks like someone from Arizona. Like the crocodile hunter.” Us: “You mean Australia.” Him: “Yeah.” Us: “He’s British.” Him: “That’s what I said.”
I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]