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Argh

I sometimes say that my life is like a Lifetime movie. Which is a strange thing for me to say, because I really don’t watch many Lifetime movies. Not all the way through, at least. But it sure seems like I’m in one.

Grr.. argh!

I’m usually busy watching zombie movies, or aliens, or football. Or maybe a raunch comedy about middle age guys that get lost in Vegas or something.

Zombies playing football? Would be awesome. Messy, and probably pretty short. Awesome, though.

Since I think I’m stuck in one, how do the Lifetime movies usually end? Is it happily ever after? Does the bad guy win? Riding off into the sunset or does the city burn to the ground?

Zombie movies are pretty predictable. So is football. I like to pretend my life movie is still in production.

(you can stop laughing any time)

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Jenny is brilliant.

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NSFW language. You’ve been warned, motherfuckers.

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sub dude

I wrote about three drafts last night, but nothing worth hitting ‘publish.’

You’ve probably heard about the crash yesterday, yes, that’s just a couple miles from our house. Our kids are concerned, mostly my daughter, for the crew of the helicopter. She also wanted to be assured that we were not flying a helicopter to the wedding. We did not know any of the personnel involved, but it is hearbreaking nonetheless.

Once again, I’m considering what changes I need to make in my life. Nothing, again, to put here, at least not at this point. On the plus side I did the stoopid stability ball exercises again last night, this time without children assisting / laughing, and it went OK. No, I’m not any more stable, and it takes weeks to build muscle, but I think the stretching and activity does me some good each time. I’m more aware of different muscles in my torso / back, and now when I do the exercises it isn’t a nail biter to go down stairs (which is good). I still pull down the blinds so nobody can see me doing the “Ball Cobra” move (if I weren’t infertile, I swear we’d have little stability balls on the way, if you get the picture).

Seen any good movies lately? If you were on twitter last night, you know I watched “Zombie Strippers,” and it had me so involved that I was on twitter, too. 94 minutes long, and probably could have been done in 9.

From the movie: Zombie Jenna Jameson, talking to customer at strip club: “You’re cute. I could just eat you up.”

You’ll never guess what happens next. Yeah.

I watch them so you don’t have to, peoples.

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LOLCatholics

Good thing I wasn’t sipping anything (wine or otherwise) when I found this gem.

zombie_mass.jpg Here’s the image, but click the above link to see the original and check out the other awesome posts.

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