This morning, during my run, (and I’m not making this up), I saw Barbie.
She was tall, skinny, had long blonde hair (in a ponytail), tan, big boobs, pearly white teeth and a huge smile when she said “good morning” as she ran past.
Meanwhile, on her blog:
During my run this morning – and I’m not making this up, y’all – I saw sasquatch. Honest!
He was hairy, huge, sweaty, breathing hard, fat, and did I mention hairy?
Next time I SO need to bring my camera, to get proof.