making an IED*

*Improvised Exorcist Device

  1. Feed hungry child spaghetti
  2. don’t forget the “more, please!”
  3. take child to soccer practice
  4. after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness)
  5. shake well
  6. Enjoy! while hilarity ensues

Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.

2 thoughts on “making an IED*”

  1. A variation of that

    1. Have a party where everyone makes their own Boboli pizzas
    2. Encourage party guests to drink beer and homemade wine spritzers
    3. Indulge in decadent ice cream birthday cake
    4. Go to local dance club
    5. Do shots of Goldshlager
    6. Shake well…literally
    7. Enjoy! while hilarity ensues

    And there you have it…my 23rd birthday in seven lines.

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