*Improvised Exorcist Device Feed hungry child spaghetti don’t forget the “more, please!” take child to soccer practice after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness) shake well Enjoy! while hilarity ensues Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.
If you haven’t seen it yet (I’m talking about any of you with kids who might have uttered “I’m bored” this weekend), check out Over the Hedge. Oh, my, this is what a cute-talking-animals-voiced-by-celebrities-who-are-tired-of-sitting-in-makeup-meet-stupid-people-and-hilarity-ensues movie should be! From the beginning there were plenty of sight gags, movie references (“Stella!”), and characters to keep everyone interested. […]
Ah, one of my favoritist tunes ever: “Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…” The singer falls for Felina, and hilarity ensues. Ok, that’s just the short version. You know what I’m talking about, right? So tell me this: am I the only one whe […]