This just in: the Committee for Childrens Rights (CCR) has walked out on negotiations that were previously going well, with the Parent’s Coalition for the Promotion of Hot Monkey Lovin’ (PCPHML)

Earlier today, it was agreed that a parent would take the members of the CCR (and a guest) to the swimming pool for hours, then would feed and entertain the same group for another several hours, in exchange for willingly going to bed when asked.

The CCR, in a move not surprising to anyone (but especially the PCPHML) has decided they want to watch Shrek on TV instead of retiring to bed.