I’ve decided how I want to break into television.

I want to be one of those people who get fed at the very end of a cooking show. You know, the gaggle of “friends” that get to ooh and aah when the steak is served, and then go “yum” when dessert is brought out. And all the while enjoy cocktail time. You don’t have to cook, or clean up, or shop – just show up when it’s time to eat and murmer in the background.

So, wonder how you get started?