Consumption Junction

Buying things, or just consuming them.

I’m back on a health kick where I try and eat healthy and lose some weight and be able to climb stairs without wheezing and live long enough to see my kids finish high school. Again. (shaddup)

So anyway, I’ve been reading a ton of nutritional data on various things. And of course, eating at home has the most potential for eating healthy, as long as you aren’t frying everything. Eating out is certainly convenient in that you don’t have to do the dishes after.

They say that portion sizes have grown tremendously over the years. Remember when we were young, (okay, when I was young), and you got a burger and fries and a drink and you had to (gasp) pay extra if you wanted another drink? There wasn’t a labor-saving soda fountain just waiting for you to top off your 64 oz. mega soda a couple times a meal? Even Jesus has had his Last Supper super-sized.

Burgers were smaller (I call them “wimpy burgers” now, after the dude on Popeye that was always wanting a Burger Bailout, he could pretty much wolf one in a bite or two). Drinks were ten, maybe twelve ounces. Chicken was not on the menu, usually, nor was salad.

Anyway, that’s not the point of this rambling. Okay, part of it.

Way back when everything was in black and white and mastadons roamed the earth, a common meal would be burger, fries, and a shake. Quick, delicious (usually) and filling.

Guess what? They are really getting filling now.

Just for grins I looked at several fast food places to see what a burger, fries, and shake would run you, calorie-wise. This was inspired because I ate at Chili’s the other day and had a yummy burger and looked it up after the fact and realized it was over 1,500 calories, and that was without the shake. By the way, it is really really easy to find nutrition info, so there’s no excuse to be like me and just think “that doesn’t look too big.”

Forewarned is forearmed, so here ya go:

McDonalds QP with cheese plus medium fries and shake? 1470 calories. Supersize it and you’ll gain another 700. The shake on this meal (and all of them listed here) is at least a third of the total.

Whataburger? Sorry, a whataburger, fries and shake set you back 2100 calories and 32.5 grams of saturated fat (out of the 20 grams of saturated fat you are supposed to have in a day. By the way, every single meal I’m talking about goes over that little nutritional threshhold).

Burger King’s whopper + fries + shake is 1760, splitting between Micky D’s and Whataburger. At this point I’d like to say that yes, some of you don’t have a Whataburger, but we do and they are awesome, aside from the belt-stretching side-effects, so that’s why they are listed here.

Wendy’s? Not too bad, 1350 calories for the Big Three and that’s AFTER putting cheese on the 1/4 pound single, leave that off and you save 70 calories. A single slice of cheese. Mmmm… cheese.

Just for fun, here’s Chili’s. I know they don’t have a drive thru but they are almost as fast as any of the others if you call ahead:
Oldtimer with cheese, shake and fries: a cool 2000 calories. Better than a The King.

(footnote: Dairy Queen, estranged ex of the Burger King, who until recently was quite proud of their “Beltbuster” but seems to have purged it from their menu, has a 1/4 burger, shake and fries for 1630 calories and 27 grams of saturated fat)

And now I’m all hungry.

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the interwebs are full of useful crap

I haven’t shared any good links in a while, so how about this one? Yes, it seems like a no-brainer, but somehow having a web page with a form to fill in makes it seem more, I don’t know, official.

How much can you save by bringing your lunch instead of eating out?

And, I suck, because I eat out too much, and I shouldn’t, so maybe I’ll put it on my list of Life Changes I Never Quite Get Around To to “bring my lunch to work more often.” No, that isn’t specific enough, how about “bring my lunch to work twice a week.” There, I like it. Now I can ignore it.

I’ve been scarce, again, mostly because of my new-ish rule of not bitching and moaning about my depression. It’s an effort to keep myself from wallowing. And that is too a word, I just checked.

So, here’s a funny.

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Not worth cash

0805091241.jpgMy clunker

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Originally uploaded by silly old bear.

Well, this is a crappy picture, because of the glare. If it weren’t so glaring, you would see over 141K miles on the odometer, and over 300 miles on the trip odometer with about 1/8 a tank of gas left (still gets about 30 mpg at 19 years old). I took the picture while stuck in “traffic” at lunch.

Thanks to the high miles per gallon, no it doesn’t qualify for Tax for Clunkers program. Even if it did, I’m not sure I’d want somebody destroying a perfectly fine automobile just so I could make car payments on a $25,000 new car. A car that probably wouldn’t last for 20 years. Not sure at all.

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Get up, stand up

Maybe I should start exercising. Again.

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Negotiations

Just in case you were wondering why the automaker bailout talks seem to be taking so long, have you ever been able to deal with automakers quickly?

I imagine it’s going like this:

Automakers (A): So, how can we make a sale today?

Congress (C): Oh, we’re really just looking. Not interested today.

A: Are you sure? We’ve got the new models in. We’ll make you a deal! This one goes Zero to Bankrupt in 60 days. Over hear we have a new Canyonero Hybrid, it gets half a MPG more than a standard Canyonero, with half the cargo room and only twice the cost!

C: Mmm, OK. That one looks shiny. How much?

A: Well, how much are you looking to spend?

C: No, I asked you how much.

A: We’ll get to that. Our finance department will surely get you the payments you are looking for. Would you like to upgrade to leather seats?

C: No, er, wait. Is a sunroof an option?

A: If you get the stereo upgrade and SuperChrome lugnuts. (whispering) And I know Doris in the parts department, we’ll even throw in a free undercoat, as long as you get pinstripes. Just don’t tell anyone you’re getting this sweet deal, I’d go out of business if I did this for everybody.

C: Okay, wow, this is gonna be great! How much is it again?

A: (fiddling with adding machine) Looks like after tax and title and our ‘documentation fee’, it’ll be $100 billion.

C: Whoa, that’s a lot more than I wanted to spend. How much was that documentation fee?

A: (Ignoring the question). Tell you what, we can work this out with some payments. (more Adding Machine Fu) How about $30 billion down, then $2 billion a month for 48 months.

C: That’s a little better, but still kinda steep.

A: What if we throw in the Platinum Extended Drivetrain Warranty for half price?

C: Now we’re talking. What does it cover?

A: Pretty much nothing, unless something breaks while driving on the moon on a Sunday during Lent, but it’s half price. What a deal!

C: Not sure… I’m gonna have to think about it for a couple days. You know, maybe we can just keep our old one for a bit longer… (starts to get up)

(ring ring)

A: Hang on, that was my manager on the phone and he wanted to talk to you before you left.

Manager (M): Now, we aren’t going anywhere until we see Madame Speaker from California smile. What do we need to do to close this deal tonite? How about a key fob?

C: No, (it’s hardball time) – we need two key fobs. And a free oil change.

M: I think we have ourselves a deal! (shakes hands)

C: Oooh, shiny!

A: (cackles with glee)

Taxpayers: Why does my bum hurt all of a sudden?

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