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Something to think about

February 20, 2007 in Science by Ben | 2 comments

It should be a busy day, so here’s a little something to tide you over until I can think of anything better to write:

Eight Women Who Look Better Bald Than Britney

Jane Jane Jane!

By now, I’m sure we’ve all seen the photos of Britney Spears with her newly shaven head. Amidst all the speculation about whether Britney is in the middle of a full-scale mental breakdown and if her career can recover from this latest tabloid bonanza, one thing is certain: Britney just doesn’t look that good bald. Her head isn’t all that pleasingly shaped, and her facial features lack the definition necessary to make the bald look really work for her. At best, Britney is a 2 out of 10 on the female Bald-o-meter.

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It must be said:

February 18, 2007 in Critters by Ben | 1 comment

Who cares if Britney shaves her head?

(and I saw somebody writing about Britney suffering from “Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.” I hope it was a joke. One idiot does not make a syndrome.)

Update: but wait, it’s on the internet, it must be true!

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don’t let the bastards get you down

November 22, 2006 in Science by Ben | 1 comment

Apparently, 2 of every 5 births or so are out of wedlock.

While out-of-wedlock births have long been associated with teen mothers, the teenage birth rate in fact dropped last year, to the lowest level on record.

and this is when, of course, national debate is focused on the “sanctity of marriage.”

can we blame this on tom cruise? Britney, bless her heart, married the SOB before they had a baby.

Update:
Apparently, something about this post makes it a magnet for spam (I’m guessing it’s the word “bastards”) so I’m closing the comments. If you really wanna comment, just hit the contact form or comment on another post…

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My favorite quote today

September 13, 2006 in Quotes by Ben | 3 comments

Found this in a blurb from “E Online”

And so, it has come to pass: Britney Spears has more babies than Grammys.

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Taking a cue from Prisoner Martha

October 19, 2004 in Wide world by Ben | Comments closed

Britney spears posts a letter on her website to her fans, all five of them.

I know now that my knee gave out on me this past summer so that I would have no choice but to stop. My body was shutting down and needed rest. It’s funny how the Man upstairs works. Right now, I have to go– I really want to watch “Saved” with Mandy Moore and re-runs of “Sex and the City.” I want to enjoy all of the simple things that I missed over the past few years due to working way too much.

Being married is GREAT and I can’t wait to start my family! There is so much change going on right now… not only with me, but in the world, as well. So, the next time you see my face, hear one of my songs or even if I’m the topic of your next conversation, please remember that times are changing & so am I.

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