Gah. Can’t seem to post right now, other than the odd news blurb (did you know Kevin Federline is threatening to release an album? Isn’t there enough suffering in the world already?) Anyway, I digress.That’s right, I digress from talking about random nonsense. It’s my blog and I’ll whine if I want to.My son woke me up at 2:39 AM to ask me to turn off his closet light. It’s one of those lights with a pull string and he is almost tall enough to reach it. The funny thing is that he was already curled up in my bed, which (last time I checked) is nowhere near his closet. So, I did the natural thing and turned it off.

I’m forty one today.

Has anybody else tried Charlie’s Soap? (other than you, Busy Mom, since you told me about it) I’m still loving it and my wife giggles when she sees me with the little spray bottle and a sponge in hand. She said if she knew all it took to get me to clean more around the house was to buy a bottle of soap on the internet she would have done it years ago.

I finally saw the South Park show with Chef on it. That whole deal is kinda strange, I think, but whatever. They sent him off in (their) style, let’s just put it that way.

Basic Instinct 2 comes out on Friday. Now I can’t help but think I’ll be disappointed with this movie. I’m sure the movie itself is fine, but when we saw the original? We were more than a little drunk and (obviously) didn’t have any kids to worry about and sorta-kinda pulled off the highway on the way home to have wild hot monkey sex in the car. So with memories like that, unless Sharon Stone sits next to us in the theater, I’m afraid we’re gonna feel the new one is a little… flat.

Finally, I really wish that this was a joke, but apparently it isn’t. If I tried that nonsense my wife would just say “good riddance” and change the locks.