I’m so sorry if I’m disappointing y’all, but I just can’t bring myself to post the pictures of the life-size Britney statue (the one where she’s supposedly giving birth) that looks like it’s made out of cheese.

I know it’s been all over the internets by now, and even this note is a little late. I just wanted to say that I thought about it. I really did. And then decided – my blog is tasteless enough without making you want to wash your eyes out with bleach.

(and if you really don’t know what I’m talking about, click here, but don’t say you weren’t warned. And don’t you dare hum “not that innocent” while you look)