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I miss Carnac

February 28, 2006 in Critters by Ben

Holds envelope up to forehead:

“You step on it again, and it cracks this time.”

- tearing open the envelope -

“What happens when you don’t remove the bird your cat has “given” you just inside the door to the garage the moment you find it.”