Missing: One pair of New Balance boys tennis shoes.

Size five.

Last seen: on my boy’s feet Friday afternoon on the way home from school.

We have scoured this house backward and forward, top to bottom. They are nowhere to be found. He wore Yu-gi-Oh sandals to church this morning. Not that he minded.

Would you mind, in the course of your day, glancing in your closets or on your kids feet or under their bed, and lemme know if you’ve gained a pair of shoes? I don’t know where else they could be. I figure he found a way to e-mail them off somewhere.

Thanks.