Zoot is trying to become number 2 on Google for “amalah stupid dumbass moron.” Who’s number one? Why, Amalah, of course. (Hey, she started it)

So I thought I’d try my Google skillz and see if I could get to number 2 FIRST for “amalah stupid dumbass moron”, even though I doubt I’m even in the running so far.

How will I do this? Asks the two people that still read here. Well, if you still read here, you know that nobody can resist my secret weapon: that for some reason Google thinks I have Emma Watson’s Breasts here, and that is like the number two search string right now in the world (right behind “who is Jessica Simpson having sex with” and ahead of “Saddam Hussein killed my hampster”)

Now, if only I could figure out a way to use “amalah stupid dumbass moron” in a sentence. Hmmm.