A child. A five year old child.
Tears are shooting from the child’s eyes cartoon-like, little fountains, puddling on the floor in a manner unapproved by OSHA. And, at full volume:
“I’m
Not
Tired!”
* and don’t tell me if you don’t know who Rod Serling is or what he sounds like, cuz that’ll just make me feel old, and I don’t need any help doing that. Thanks.