This is a generic letter, that can go to any President – past, present, future.

Dear President:

There has been a disaster. We’re glad you’re interested. I’m sure you are a “hands on kind of person” and all that. Great.

But when there are people trying to do real work? Quit stopping by with your eighteen SUV’s full of secret service protection and “helping” for a few minutes.

Cuz it just slows everything down, big time.

Thanks.