I need this “water feature” at my house

This is so. cool. Found at Boing Boing.

While they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric mechanism driven by a couple of microproccesors swivels the upper part of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water writes quotes from famous Prague residents.

Visitor can interupt them by sending SMS message from mobile phone to a number, displayed next to the sculptures. The living statue then ‘writes’ the text of the message, before carrying on as before.

Note the word “realistically” when deciding if this link is Safe for Work. Includes video, too, and sound effects.