I was googling something and they have these text-targeted-ads and so I clicked on one and wound up here. And now I’m speechless. The very core of my existence is now quivering.
They claim things like this:
With proper conditioning and technique, it is possible to extend your orgasm durations to between 30 seconds to 30 minutes!
Apparently there’s a reason I’m usually yelling “Oh. My. God.” at certain times.
(I asked my wife once why she doesn’t yell when she has an orgasm. She said I do, you’re just never around. Badum bum.)
If any of y’all already have this book, lemme know.
Movies that sound dirty but probably aren’t:
Candyland, the Great Lollipop Adventure
Now it’s up to Jib and his friends Mister Mint and Princess Frostine to foil the villain’s dastardly plot and save the citizens of Candy Land from certain drabness.
Fans of the iconic board game will recognize beloved landmarks such as the Gumdrop Pass, Peppermint Forest, Chocolate Swamp, and Candy Castle, all rendered in colorfully vivid animation and fantastical musical numbers.
I fully expect the Licorice Association of America to protest this thing.
Now why did they remake this one?
Vanishing Point with Aragorn driving the car. Might be worth a rental.
We watched “the Terminal” last night (Tom Hanks, Catherine T-Mobile Jones, others) and thought it was pretty funny. It reminds me of why I hate to travel too much. “No, the light green form.”