Picking up my four year old yesterday, he proudly displayed a turkey he had made out of a paper bag (face on the front, feathers on the back, stuffed with toilet paper to keep it round)

Teacher: What does a turkey say?

Child: Bock bock bock! (arms folded under, wings flapping)

Teacher: No, silly, that’s a chicken. What does a turkey say?

Child: Boggle, boggle, boggle.

I am not making this up.