Redneck Haiku

Inspired (again) by Genuine, here’s something y’all might like:

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin

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