Who’s gonna play Boss Hawg? If they start shooting after November 3, maybe Cheney will have some free time.
Update: Drat, they’ve already cast the Duke cousins, and Ashton didn’t get picked.
More discussion:
Who will re-make the theme song? (hollywood can’t leave well enough alone, and Waylon isn’t here to do it his ownself)
The entire premise is that the Dukes broke the law (they were already on probation parole) so is Boss Hawg gonna call in Homeland Security and have them arrested as non-enemy combatants? Will they have cell phones and GPS to aid in their exploits?
The General Lee with it’s Confederate Flag driven by two white terrorists has all kinds of interesting implications, especially in impressionable the younger set (six to whatever). I’m sure this will be a huge hit with blacks, especially in the south.
Will Dodge (the Lee was a Charger, IIRC) have a tie-in? Will they instead be running around in a souped up PT-Cruiser? Or will we dump Dodge and go with a Chevy or Ford?
Here’s some fun links:
Dukes Drinking Game. (example: Take Two Drinks Whenever:
Anyone claims to know a shortcut.
Uncle Jesse appears without his red hat.
etc.)
When did the Dukes Jump the Shark?
Episode Guide (with a picture of the original Daisy! rawr!)