Using the generator you can come up with lots of inane nonsense:
| How to make a man hard |
| Ingredients:
1 part jealousy 1 part brilliance 3 parts empathy |
| Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion |
| How to make a balanced budget |
| Ingredients:
5 parts anger 5 parts crazyiness 5 parts instinct |
| Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum! |
| How to make a certain middle eastern country like you |
| Ingredients:
3 parts mercy 1 part courage 3 parts beauty |
| Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge! |
etc.