I’m not a big basketball fan. I admit I watch a few games, like around “March Madness” or whatever, but I really can’t get into too many NBA games since it seems like a bunch of overpaid people that whine in the off season playing around.

So last night I tried to watch the Laker / Pistons game. And here it is, in the first quarter and not much is going on so the announcer guys (and they are part of why I don’t really care about basketball) are making small chat about the coach for the Lakers. I think it was the Laker coach. Anyway, they kept showing this guy, except I couldn’t really see him because behind him is sitting this woman in a white shirt with a very deep V and she has these mammoth boobs.

I’m all for boobs, and I’m all for showing cleavage (only with her you’d have to make it Cleavage with a Capital “C”) but for some reason that’s all my mind could focus on when they would show the coach. Because of the angle, they never showed the poor woman’s head, just from the neck down. Yes, she was wearing a bra. See, I was paying attention. 🙂

Then I started thinking about how they put the ‘virtual billboard’ behind the batter during baseball games (on the wall behind home plate they project “viagra” or “gillette” or whatever”) and then my mind started thinking about how much somebody would have paid to stick an ad on this woman’s shirt, since across the country an untold number of males were probably sitting there just as mesmerized. Talk about a marketing opportunity!

After a bit of this I decided I just wasn’t into the game and I switched it off. I went to bed to dream of large boobies and advertising.