I changed the header picture for a little while to something a little less close-up. Â I’ve suddenly been hit with a barrage of Google searches related to kid pictures (and gymnastics, some people get off on that shit) so I think we’ll stick with the more distant photos for a little while.
Besides, my little angel is getting way too much airtime, I need to find a good one of her brothers (or maybe the dog) to put up for a while.
carry on…
no motorcars, not a single luxury..
Just kidding, our vacation was wonderful, thanks. Â In fact, out of the list I presented the other day, the one thing that did not happen was… Continue reading
Inspired by Jay’s post…
John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man.
“I want to get weighed,” said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. “I want to get weighed,” she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed,” she responded.
By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?” Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”