Start of something big?

I started running recently. Well, sort of, I’m so out of shape it’s more like walk some/run some, but I’m getting there.

So now every time I wake up in the middle of the night I’ve got an erection. It’s like a poor man’s viagra.

Luckily I have an understanding wife who sleeps through it. I’ve learned not to try and wake her up, so I listen to her snore until I fall back asleep. Sometimes I get up and surf the net.

Wacky German drivers

BERLIN (Reuters) – A third of German motorists fantasize about sex when stuck in traffic while only 10 percent think of finding an alternate route, according to a motor club survey published Thursday.

Eight percent think about how much petrol they have, seven percent about their next meal, and seven percent about going to a toilet. Six percent think about their careers.

One in ten caught focus on their families, seven percent on shopping lists and another seven percent worry about the damage the traffic jam might do to their clutch. Only six percent said they don’t think about anything in traffic jams.

What do you think about in traffic?