I’ve got a song stuck in my head. But only part of it, and then sometimes the “doo-de-doo’s” part of it too.
“Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed.
That I set my sights on Monday, and I got myself undressed.
I ain’t ready for the altar, but I do agree there’s times
that a woman sure could be a friend of mine.”
Doo de doo.
Ouch:
“Members of Congress now say there are videos and dozens of pictures of that West Virginia Private Lynndie England — you know the girl with the leash. I’m not making this up and I feel bad saying it, but there’s video of her having group sex with American soldiers in front of Iraqi prisoners. Remember the good old days when the only new video we had to worry about came from Paris Hilton? … Group sex. You know what the sad thing is — this is the biggest coalition they’ve been able to put together in Iraq so far.”
There’s a sign on a nearby Long John Silvers:
“Try our new Shrimp and Seafood Salad!”
Um…