like a chipmunk. A fat chipmunk.
Apparently, I’m bulking up for winter. I was at 267 point something this morning. That’s my highest since July of 06. (what? You don’t keep track?) Let’s just pretend it’s muscle, m’kay?
Tag: weight
post lunch rambling post
I’ve started three or four times to write a post today, but couldn’t come up with anything. I mean, nothing worth actually hitting “publish.” I could rant (oh, my, could I rant) about a hundred different things in the news. But lets not go there, shall we? I could tell you how cute the kids […]
It can only get better
Well, the overwhelming response to my last post tells me y’all like to hear about sex. Did you know, that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains an inch of Penis length? (It must be true, I heard it on Oprah. Something to do with fat deposits or something or other. Oh, yeah, if […]