Inspired by Jay’s post… John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. […]
After all the drama of gaining weight three days in a row late last week, as of my weigh-in this morning I’ve lost a pound in the past seven days. A pound! Â That’s four sticks of butter! Â Four all-beef patties (before cooking)! Â .0037 of my total weight! So yes, I’m a little excited. Â Enough so […]
Somebody I see all the time asked me (out of the blue) today: “How much weight have you lost?” I was so thrilled that somebody noticed I might have eaten her just a little bit.