I was googling something and they have these text-targeted-ads and so I clicked on one and wound up here. And now I’m speechless. The very core of my existence is now quivering. They claim things like this: With proper conditioning and technique, it is possible to extend your orgasm durations to between 30 seconds to […]
I couldn’t sleep last night, so I watched the Bourne Supremacy, and I was wondering something (and perhaps my better-travelled readers know) Why does the CIA drive Chrysler minivans in Berlin? Don’t they kind of stand out over there? I know about the merger and all that, but was always under the impression that the […]
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]