TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE 10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass. 8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.” 7. Granny found cuffed to her walker. 6. Not only do you hear the bed […]
16) Huge grill marks on your ass. 15) Stay in the local burn ward now part of the family cookout tradition. 14) Your secret weekend “get away” is actually a web site. 13) Image of Grandpa in his Speedo is indelibly burned into your memory. 12) Your improbable kebob skewer mishap headlines local paper. 11) […]
From Happy Fun Pundit: Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding doors. They’re dead silent. If those doors went “wheet!” every time a person walked through them, about once […]