Nowhere is safe

So, not only do you I get the fun of explaining things like erectile dysfunction to the kids just because they happen to watch a sports broadcast, I just saw an ad for new KY warming gel. During the Cosby show. At 12:30 in the afternoon. “Perfect for valentines day…” Uh, yeah, right.

We three things

I have been requested to do this by two differentbloggers, under threat of painful death (as opposed to something pleasant) so here it is: The Three Things Meme Three names you go by: Ben Asshole ‘hey, you’ Three screennames you have: oldsillybear island_man270 a secret one which if revealed would jeapordize the location of the […]

Texas and whacko liquor laws

Pay attention, there may be a quiz: In my county, you can buy liquor, beer, and wine. You can’t do that in all counties in Texas. You must buy liquor from a licensed liquor store. The state sets the hours for liquor stores. They close at 9:00. You can buy beer and wine at liquor […]