We were born before the wind

Also younger than the sun Ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic Hark, now hear the sailors cry Smell the sea and feel the sky Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic And when that fog horn blows I will be coming home And when that fog horn […]

Sponge-Bobless last night

Okay, y’all, I’m still shaking my head over this one. How on earth did I manage to get three kids, aged 5, 23, and 8, to sit on a couch and watch Il Postino. Best quote from the peanut gallery?  “I bet if we were Italian, this would sound like English.  But then, English would sould like booglikalaka goochimas to us.” Update: […]

Chuck is teaching me a new outlook on life

Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]